About
George is a supporting character from the hliarious British historical sitcom, Blackadder, and was played by Hugh Laurie. He appeared in two forms, as Prince George IV, and as Lt. George C. St Barleigh, an officer in World War One. Both were cute, funny, not so bright in the brains department and not to mention completely barmy.Quotes
Blackadder: I trust you had a pleasant evening, sir?Prince George: Well, no, actually. The most extraordinary thing happened. Last night I was having a bit of a snack at the Naughty Hellfire Club, and some fellow said that I had the wit and sophistication of a donkey.
Blackadder: Oh. An absurd suggestion, sir.
Prince George: You're right, it is absurd.
Blackadder: Unless this was a particularly stupid donkey.
Blackadder: I believe, sir, that the Doctor is trying to tell you that he is happy because he has finished his book. It has apparently taken him ten years.
Prince George: Yes, well, I'm a slow reader myself.
George: In the School Debating Society, I was voted Boy-Least-Likely-to-Complete-a-Coherent... erm...
George: My family is not inbred!
Blackadder: Come on, somewhere outside Saffron Walden, there's an uncle who's seven feet tall with an Adam's apple that looks like he's trying to swallow a ballcock!
George: I have not got any uncles like that! And anyway, he lives in Waldon-on-the-Naze!
George: I'm as happy as a frenchman who just invented a pair of self-removing trousers!
George: I'm thick. I'm as thick as the big print version of the Complete Works of Charles Dickens.
George: Oh no! What a mad blundering, incredibly handsome young nincompoop I've been!
George: My head... oh, my head... feels like the time I was initiated into the Silly Buggers Society at Cambridge. I misheard the rules and tried to push a whole aubergine up my earhole.
George: I'm as excited as a terribly excited person who has a really good reason for being terribly excited!
George: To me, Blackadder, socks are like sex. Tons of it about, and I never seem to get any
(George is writing a letter to Amy, dictated by Blackadder)
Prince George: Tally ho, my fine, saucy young trollop. Your luck's in. Trip along here with all your cash and some naughty night attire, and you'll be staring at my bedroom ceiling from now till Christmas, you lucky tart. Yours with the deepest respect etc. Signed George. PS Woof, woof!
Blackadder: Ah, yes your highness...if I may change one small aspect?
Prince George: What?
Blackadder: The words?